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« on: April 09, 2007, 02:04:49 PM »


IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON: You get three meals a day.
AT WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON: You get your own toilet.
AT WORK: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK: You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK: you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK: They are called managers.
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« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2007, 09:41:08 PM »

Lol, that is a nice find. There are some good things that you do get to enjoy while being in prison though. I don't mean to sound weird or anything. =P
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« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2007, 07:41:49 AM »

This definitely wouldn't apply to Google employees!
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« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2007, 03:23:33 PM »

No kidding, a job at the Googleplex would be pretty amazing!



Among the various benefits many Googlers enjoy:
  • Health care for you and your family, plus on-site physician and dental care at our headquarters in Mountain View, California and our engineering center in Seattle, Washington
  • Vacation days and holidays, and flexible work hours
  • Maternity and parental leave, plus new moms and dads are able to expense up to $500 for take-out meals during the first four weeks that they are home with their new baby
  • Employee referral bonus program
  • Employee assistance services for personal issues, childcare referrals, answers to financial and legal questions
  • Learning opportunities and tuition reimbursement
  • Adoption assistance
  • Google Child Care Center, just five minutes from Google headquarters in Mountain View
  • Back-up child care helps California parents when their regularly scheduled child care falls through
  • Free shuttle service to several San Francisco, East Bay, and South Bay locations
  • Fuel Efficiency Vehicle Incentive Program
  • Employee discounts
  • Onsite dry cleaning, plus a coin-free laundry room in the Mountain View office
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