I'd unplug the phone, because women that I hadn't seen in years would be calling me and saying, "You look so cuuuute with all of that money in your bank account!"       

[sigh]

I didn't look at the link; I know how weird PETA is.

If PETA had their way, there would be no dogs and cats available for pets to brighten our daily lives, and no Kentucky Derby or Breeder's Cup since thoroughbred racing would be outlawed.

We'd all be stuck eating tofu. Yuck.

"When you grow tofu, you kill everything that would compete with bean growth." -Ted Nugent